K r i e g M e i s t e r . c o m

''Sturm Und Drunk''

''Come potrebbe dire Scott Adams, l'unica cosa che tiene a galla la societa' moderna,
e' che nell'epica battaglia tra il deficiente e il ritardato il primo vince sempre.'' (Davide Bianchi, sysadmin, 'Storie dalla sala macchine')

''Napalm is nature's toothpaste'' (Chef Brian from CTRL+ALT+DEL)

''Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggie!' till you can find a rock.'' (Winn Catlyn)

''We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things, because we're curious...
...and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.'' (Walt Disney)

''That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die.'' (H.P. Lovecraft)

''You have the bedside manner of an autistic vulture.'' (Hannelore from Questionable Content)

''Safari si chiama cosi' perche' Apple da' la caccia ai polli.'' (BDB of MediaMagic)

''You're rocketing towards the upper echelons of ''fucked up''.'' (Lucas from CTRL+ALT+DEL - 2009.07.20)

''Non ex transverso sed deorsum.'' (BOFH)

''Go ahead and stick a plastic fork in your dick, because it's done.'' (Chris Lathrop, The Smoking Jacket editor)

''Painkiller [...] isn't the most important of the Priest classics, but it is the fastest, the meanest, and, well, the most fucking metal album they ever released.'' (Steve Huey, Allmusic.com editor)

''We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, with so little, for so long, we are now qualified to do anything, with nothing.'' (Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu)

''How are you?'' ''I'm sbrowned.'' (L. Andreoletti, Italian Revenue Agency executive extraordinaire)

''Hacking is a brand of disobedience that both expresses dissatisfaction with the status quo and does something to change it. [...] It's our way to passionately tear down and rebuild, confound the mechanism, and express dissatisfaction through improvement.'' (Adam Dachis, Lifehacker)

''Steve Jobs, the pioneer of the computer as a jail made cool, designed to sever fools from their freedom, has died.
As Chicago Mayor Harold Washington said of the corrupt former Mayor Daley, "I'm not glad he's dead, but I'm glad he's gone."
Nobody deserves to have to die - not Jobs, not Mr. Bill, not even people guilty of bigger evils than theirs.
But we all deserve the end of Jobs' malign influence on people's computing.'' (Richard Stallman, FSF founder)

''What I look forward to is continued immaturity, followed by death.'' (Dave Barry)

''Any problem you can't drunk out a solution to, can probably be stabbed to death with knives.'' (Eli from HijiNKS ENSUE - 2012.05.30)

''People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.'' (Isaac Asimov)

''I spent 90% of my money on women, drink and fast cars. The rest I wasted.'' (George Best)

''I'm a level designer. I wave that title around like a big, shiny, golden dick made of lasers.'' (Josh from HijiNKS ENSUE)

''Scaraventato in questo freak show, rido pensando a come le cose belle della vita capitino sempre quando non hai con te dinamite o armi da fuoco.'' (Nicolo' "Nebo" Zuliani)

''Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like. My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me for.'' (The Mentor, "The Conscience of a Hacker")

Just when we feared the Sun had gone down forever, we were blinded by the light of the Illumos !

No militant penguinistas, Church of St. Jobs fundies or MS lusers allowed in this space.