''Sturm Und Drunk''

''Napalm is nature's toothpaste'' (Chef Brian from CTRL+ALT+DEL)

''Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggie!' till you can find a rock.'' (Winn Catlyn)

''We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things, because we're curious...
...and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.'' (Walt Disney)

''That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die.'' (H.P. Lovecraft)

''You have the bedside manner of an autistic vulture.'' (Hannelore from Questionable Content)

''Safari si chiama cosi' perche' Apple da' la caccia ai polli.'' (BDB of MediaMagic)

''You're rocketing towards the upper echelons of ''fucked up''.'' (Lucas from CTRL+ALT+DEL - 2009.07.20)

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