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Title:     Hawaiian DHMO Threat Found
Date:      30 March 2000
Reporting: Tom Burnett
Location:  Hawaii
URL:       http://www.dhmo.org/alerts/alert033000
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DHMO Threat Prevalent in Hawaii

Significant levels of Dihydrogen Monoxide have been
detected in the Hawaiian Islands.  During December of
1999, eleven inches (28cm) of rain fell, all of it
confirmed to have extremely high amounts of DHMO.
Dihydrogen Monoxide contaminated runoff founds its
way into storm drains, gullies, streams, and even
drinking water supplies.  Findings also indicate that
DHMO is used as a growth enhancer when sprayed by 
Hawaiian farmers on crops, a fact that is typically
ignored by newscasters.

Reports of a DHMO-related incidents, including a shark
attack, that occurred immediately following the 
previously mentioned DHMO contamination incident are 
just coming to light.  The day after eleven inches of 
rain fell, dumping many thousands of kilograms of raw 
DHMO into a pristine coral reef off of the coast of 
Hawaii, a surfer in that very coral reef was bitten 
by a shark.  Several days later a member of a SCUBA
tour in the area suffered several minutes of serious
respiratory distress after accidentally inhaling some
of the DHMO.

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Tom Way
Director of Research
DHMO.org - Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division
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